Well, hello my good friends, hello!

He made the mistake of letting her break his heart into one million pieces.
Sadistic statistic, e-love baby
He got his signals mixed, sank into the abyss
What is this thing called, e-love?
Online cupid? You expect him to believe that?
One million hearts all screaming out at once?
Well, he's not stupid, he's no dunce.
One million hearts all looking for the same thing,
a big fat wallet and a diamond ring