The Revolution Begins…Off The Pig: An Occupational Hazard>Act 4

I could feel the anger rise like steam from a sewer during a sub-below winter morning from off my temple; the denial of yet another parole request turned down flat at Devil’s Island. The way I figure there is now only one way out of Devil’s Island and that is of course, prison break!

I will have to plan this prison break quietly, so quietly in fact, so that I will arouse no suspicion, especially beneath the noses of the fraternal Goon Twins, Josie Peppermint, Groggleman & even Twitchy, who is so in tune with everyone else’s life except his own.

Once upon a time, good old Twitchy was inadvertently responsible for me being locked into solitary confinement & had permanent 24-hour prison guard surveillance assigned to me after he made a remark about a private subject between us aloud within earshot of Groggleman, who in turn considered me a security risk & locked me up right away.

Twitchy came arrived onto Devil’s Island about a year or so ago after being caught in a major sting campaign, “Operation Free-Dumb,” an interesting little operation that netted several criminals throughout the world. Poor Twitchy, if he hadn’t been so greedy, he never would have been caught, but then again, what do you expect from a man whom when he sees the word “free” takes full advantage of the offer? It’s anyone’s guess I suppose.

Twitchy’s a smart man. Sometimes a little too smart for his own good. They don’t like smart criminals here on Devil’s Island and will stop at nothing to make attempts to dumb down an entire prison system, just to show the inmates who is in charge; the true idiots; the true fools; the true jesters who dictate what we the prisoners of Devil’s Island are allowed to do, say or behave.

Unlike myself, Twitchy, Va-Va-Voom, The Minister Of Sinister, Roger Dogma, The Thin Man and a few others that shall remain nameless until which time I will reveal them, who have experienced this treatment and are able to recognize it as such, to go along with the program, just as Johnny Vegas does, whom Josie Peppermint praises so highly and mightily, us six and those nameless others, plus those who have gone before us, in our own separate ways have come together as individuals.

We understand that harassment, torture & belittlement are all part of the long-range plan of action for treatment on Devil’s Island. But no longer! Heads will roll! Arms will be twisted! Bodies will burn in the riots to come! We will not be beaten bloody, beaten into submission, beaten into a pulp or beaten and accept what you have to offer any longer!

We will not be turned back at the gate when you threaten us with punishment! We will stand up as one! Become united as a human nation of one in your tepid & quasi-orange prison walls and knock them down as we march forward and past you!

We the prisoners of Devil’s Island have at last spoken! Off The Pig! Off The Pig! Off The Pig!