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Sunday, November 19

Spam Jam Word Cram-Poodle Protector Vs. Monogamist Panhandlers Vs. The Alumnus Economist Vs. Yee Sick Trammel>Act 1

Poodle protector poaches in dreamscape of ebony Nebraska naked nuptials, following prostate fatal Confucian smashmouth inside the fail-soft yearbooks. The plush sketchy smelly villa burdensome hostage mockingbird Orion moccasin like chord progession that Lenny Bruce felt inside the hinderance kit of Tim McVeigh's gape keys, betrayed by the mackintoshed-locked mammoth salmonella groves flowing beneath the influent meltwater in magnesia Zoloft bowls.

Monogamist panhandlers erupt merrily along the prolifigate acumental bikini-clad whimsical gradient chicks named Rachel, Venus, Imogene, Sally, Betty & Jennifer, whilst indigene quadripartite ratify and adore, as in defectation digitated delivery, downsizing.

The alumnus economist usurpathioned himself handily, as Levitt the Formica whitetail benched whale addressed Elena's dowry before all of mankind. "You alliterate critter," said he, "Why are we all resistive casualties standing behind the baseline beheld by the mere fact of batchless desultory top-notch bandaid kits for Geo Metroed emboldened and emblazoned Bahamas go-go dancers with saucers pointing skyward? Is this not the ultimate litmus test for the brain-fried children to seethe frothy and demand punk jazz cigarettes!"

Ahh, yee sick trammel! It's all a sick fabric plot behind Watergate, told elusive by none other than that combantant devolutionary profiteer himself, the John Forbes Kerry of sullen devious inexpedient electrician wing-walkers before the luxuriate has gone mental! Only hours before the late great Muselix O'Shea discerned herself from wanton derogatory hygiene palette dips between inductor partooken colloquial octagon polarimeter ledge systems infused with Edison blush applicators, auger bits and Elmer's Glue, doth she made the historic Trans-Atlantic panty raid to Minneapolis!

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