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Saturday, November 18

The X-5 Unit Returns! An Occupational Hazard>Act 32

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Strange events have been seen here in recent days on Devil’s Island. Closed door meetings held by Upper Prison Brass. Curtains & shades drawn in many prisoner’s cells as an ominous feeling seems to permeate the air, almost as if the prisoner population was expecting someone to drop in…looks as if the X-5 Unit is back in business!

The X-5 Unit controls for one of a better term, the goods & exchange traffic within the Devil's Island prisoner system. Need a pack of cigarettes? No biggie, you’ll have it in a jiffy; no strings attached, honest!

You say however, you need a cigarette carton? Well, that’s going to cost you plenty. But don’t you fret the X-5 Unit will set up a payment plan, guaranteed to shake you down for the rest of your time spent here on Devil’s Island.

The same goes if you need booze, company a debt paid off or someone kept quiet, well, don’t you worry, the X-5 Unit can do that all for you too, for a price that is!

Seems as though the X-5 Unit has been living underground, working out their previously difficult task of being caught red-handed for illegally shredding documents & evidence that was to be turned over to Upper Prison Brass & The Barnaby Boys for possible indictment charges against them.

Who got them those documents, well no one seems to know and the trouble with that is, that so many prisoners & members of Upper Prison Brass are involved with the X-5 Unit, that no one knows who to trust or who is aligned with whom in which faction.

Broadcast Betty takes all sides because she has to; how else will she get her information?

It was said shortly before The Pontificating Princess was paroled, that she was summoned to appear before the Upper Prison Brass and speak about all she knew concerning the X-5 Unit, but before she could even speak, the X-5 Unit speeded up the process of her parole papers and gave her the royal bagged carpet send-off, before she was able to speak to the Upper Prison Brass.

The X-5 Unit walks around the whole of Devil’s Island, as if they owned the joint; as if they owned and pocketed Upper Prison Brass, The Barnaby Boys, Mugsy & Lugsy, The Great Divine Spirit, The Sorcerer Sisters, Sister Tootsie Footsy, Broadcast Betty and practically everyone they know that would or could speak ill-will against them.

Therefore, when any of the X-5 Unit is seen together giggling, gaggling or gambling someone else’s own will, they will tell you on no uncertain terms that they run the show. It’s their game to be played with their rules and their rules only.

Unbeknownst to many prisoners on Devil’s Island, there is already a movement to change all of that, and that’s something the X-5 Unit fears the most is change, for change means less control. To counter that movement, the X-5 Unit has seen to it that all prisoners are happy on Devil’s Island by not charging them anything for their services.

Too little, too late is what the FBI has been saying for weeks and has gathered enough evidence to stop the X-5 Unit dead in their slippery & slimy tracks.

Be afraid X-5 Unit, be very afraid, for once the FBI infiltrates your gang, there’s no telling what direction they’ll go in and there’s no telling how long your reign of corruption, terror, scandal and shakedowns will last. You have two choices; go back underground or get off Devil’s Island completely.

A little friendly advice from those who have gone before you!

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