Doing The Dog On A Murphy Bed With Rice

Have you ever noticed that when people don’t want you to become aware of their own personal problems, that they talk about something else just to take the focus off the immediate eyesore?

It’s pretty obvious that our wonderful buffoon of a lackluster lame duck President George W. Bush Jr. has been doing a lousy job according to the American people. When your approval ratings have dipped down to 29 percent (perhaps it’s 31 percent now), you know you’re sucking eggs and sucking them well.

So by knowing he’s the worst leader EVER to serve as President of the United States, he has to execute a good back-up plan that will make himself look good in the public eye, thereby moving those percentage points back up the political charts and come out smelling like a rose or at least better than last year’s New York Yankees!

Already in trouble for an undeclared war on terrorism in Iraq and unreasonably high gas prices, what does he do? He proposes an amendment to ban same sex marriage. No surprise there, as he’s just trying to please his old buddies and giving out the high “fuck you” sign to his old enemies.

It is interesting to note however, that even though he previewed his intentions for it this past weekend in his weekly radio broadcast, he chose to press onward with it today, this also being the 25th anniversary of the discovery of a “mysterious pneumonia,” that was found within five gay men in Los Angeles in 1981, that later turned out to be AIDS.

Bad timing? Precise political angling? Coincidence? Perhaps it’s all of the above and then some. Could it also be that the homophobic heel is might be hiding something else so secretly exclusive that he wouldn’t want anyone else in the world to know, including the press?

Is Bush hiding behind this amendment proposal just to show his manliness and to take focus off his…extra-marital affair he’s been carrying on with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (source: Wayne Madsen Report, among other news outlets).

Sounds crazy, no? But yes, it was reported in the press some days ago that Laura Bush moved out of the White House and into a nearby hotel.

Very interesting scenario for a president who is so beloved among right-wing Christians, Aryans and the Ku Klux Klan, that his affair with Rice, a high-level black woman within his cabinet would be screwing around with Bush, a white man, would make the purest of the pure white race cringe and make them shit in their pants!

Desperate move you say?

Well, it is far easier to make light of others’ troubles than ones’ own pile and it is far easier to build a house of cards within a glass house without worrying about all the little cracks within the foundation, until the cracks grow bigger and the glass starts breaking at freight-train eardrum-splitting breakneck speed.

He who kills first, dies last.

Charity begins at home and not at the office.