Military Coup On You...Thwarted! An Occupational Hazard>Act 29

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This just in…The Fraternal Goon Twins have been located!!!

Yes, it’s true. The long & often exhaustive search for the destructive behavior-challenged twosome who act more like wired robots that have been programmed to destroy any significant aspect of positive life found to be thriving here on Devil’s Island & end up making it seem all sour have, at last been found!

It’s apparent they were never lost to begin with; rather they were hiding out in an unused corridor within the prison system, studying survival tactics manuals & pouring over several books on how to overthrow governmental bodies. It looks as if the long-lost duo has been planning a coup against Devil’s Island for several months.

“Tsk-tsk,” says Upper Prison Brass & The Barnaby Boys in the same breath, “Tsk-tsk.”

The Fraternal Goon Twins’ living conditions tells a great deal of the story, indeed.

Squalid, smelly, rat & roach-infested living quarters. Empty plastic water bottles strewn about. Empty boxes of food containers scattered on the floor. Wretched, raw brown bottles of whiskey, beer & mauve, makeshift boilermakers stacked neatly in rows like bowling pins.

There are also many Molotov cocktail parts, together with stacks of yellowing newspapers & oily rags, along with books & boxes of matchsticks. Firecrackers & explosive materials smuggled in from the outside courtesy of The X5 Unit; homemade bombs, splint-like knives, stolen guns & rifles from the Devil’s Island guard tower & hollowed out bars of soap concealing boxes of bullets in case any unforeseen elements got in their way.

Also found were lists of contacts from the outside world and within Devil’s Island itself, both as reinforcements and innocent bystander recruits who didn’t have a clue as to what they were told they were doing, verses what was really going down.

One of the first orders of business was to give each of The Fraternal Goon Twins a good scrubbing down and a shower, as each stank horribly. After several hours of interrogation by Upper Prison Brass, The Fraternal Goon Twins were transported to the Devil’s Island psychiatric insane asylum for an indefinite period of time of observation.

From there, The Fraternal Goon Twins were placed in solitary confinement, where they remain as of this moment. What did The Fraternal Goon Twins seem to think they were doing or attempting to do? Nobody seems to know, not even Broadcast Betty since The Fraternal Goon Twins nor Upper Prison Brass aren’t talking.

Times on Devil’s Island seem strangely calm these days without the idling threat of The Fraternal Goon Twins doing the goosestep every 20 minutes or so past prisoner cells, but don’t let that fool you.

Just when you least expect the bottom to fall out, it will, creating more havoc and chaos than you might have ever experienced in a single lifetime; here and only here, on Devil’s Island!