Jeepers, Creepers Junior!
What does one say to one who wants to know everything, but shouldn’t know everything? However, since you’re such a conspiracy-driven man such as yourself who believes there is more than meets the eye or perhaps can read between the lions of this of this mere postcard, what do you believe I am actually telling you within the words that I am scrawling on this colorful piece of cardboard? Scratching your head are you? Good!
Well, in translation, I’m having a great time, glad to be here!
The MishegasMaster