The Amazing Recapture Of The Hypnotic, Yet Suave Anglican Choir Boy: An Occupational Hazard>Act 20

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A strange phenomenon is happening around Devil’s Island; old inmates are being recaptured after years of being on the lam. One would think after escaping from Devil’s Island, the crude, yet sickly inner walls of hell-on-earth, that one would want to stay out and stay as far away as possible, keep themselves well-hidden and disappear into the slipstream of time, but oh no!

Nothing doing for The Anglican Choir Boy, as he said outside his makeshift rundown piney woods shack in the middle of nowhere, waiting for the Upper Prison Brass patiently and silently to be caught and taken back to Devil’s Island.

What was The Anglican Choir Boy doing for the past several months, you ask? Word in the Devil’s Island co-ed bathhouse has been, because as many inmates do realize at times that talk is cheap, but it is no cheaper when it comes to inmates like Broadcast Betty, who makes her best effort to dish the dirt on the newbie inmates and the repeat offenders!

Broadcast Betty, who is no stranger to dirt than others, perhaps more so in ways unmentionable in some inmate circles, claims that The Anglican Choir Boy, a rather sauve, yet hypnotic inmate was spending several months paying his last respects to fallen comrades of the system, most notably, Va-Va-Voom, who as many remember as a fun-loving Yankee golden boy, who without warning was executed, shocking many of the inmates in and around Devil’s Island. His sudden execution remains a mystery, but some speculate that The Most Holy Father was the man who pulled the lever and ended his life on Devil’s Island.

Broadcast Betty also claims that The Anglican Choir Boy was also spending a lot of time conferring and otherwise hob-knobbing with former Devil’s Island inmates, including Captain Whackencracker, The Pontificating Princess, Danceman Daryl, Gameboy Gerald, Sleepy Hank, The Minister Of Sinister and of course, Old Black Devil, particularly Captain Whackencracker, gaining valuable insight on how to keep well-hidden from the public eye, despite having familiar features, in which case anyone could recognize him on the streets.

The Anglican Choir Boy did his best to keep his mouth shut, for anytime he opened his mouth, an old familiar strain of melodic chords would float from his throat, curl around his tongue and almost anyone anywhere in the world could easily pick him out of a crowd!

That was the way he committed his crimes to begin with before he originally landed on Devil’s Island.

Whenever he held up an entire sisterhood or brotherhood meetinghouse of multi-denominations or mugged several ministers, priests, archbishops, rabbis and other church leaders in a successive row, he would sing an eerie, yet beautifully melodic tune that would leave his victims spellbound, speechless and in a dazzling hypnotic trance.

By that time, The Anglican Choir Boy would make off with the church and/or synagogue collection plate and/or envelope proceeds and dump them into several Swiss bank accounts and live his secret life as a saintly choir boy in a local church not far from where he dwelled.

Seems that the best of his intentions caught up with him one day when he was performing along with the rest of his choir at Devil’s Island at a mock inmate slave auction benefit one night.

Back in the day, when Devil’s Island inmates weren’t in tune with the rest of the population, certain members of the population were summoned into secret rooms, arranged by Upper Prison Brass, The Most Holy Father and Gameboy Gerald.

In order to raise funds to upkeep the appearance of Devil’s Island, so it wouldn’t be labeled as an inhumane prison system by the likes of The Red Cross and Amnesty International, Upper Prison Brass, The Most Holy Father & Gameboy Gerald would arrange massive public benefits, inviting common ordinary folk in for prison tours, similar to the now shuttered Alcatraz prison in San Francisco, California, dinners and plays and talent productions put together by both inmates and outside entertainment brought in from outside.

One of those groups brought in from the outside to perform was none other than the famous Oscar Snow Singers, who featured none other than The Anglican Choir Boy on several solos. The chosen inmates would seem to always have a great time at these get-togethers, despite the presence of the higher authority in close proximity.

Among those in attendance the night that the Oscar Snow Singers were performing were none other than Priestess Paulette, Matterhorn Melissa and Brimstone Bettina, who immediately recognized The Anglican Choir Boy and started shouting religious phrases toward him, loudly telling him to repent for his ungodly sins.

Just as Upper Prison Brass was about to eject the trio, when The Most Holy Father recognized The Anglican Choir Boy, grabbed him and threw him into solitary confinement for several months until he felt it was safe enough to put him back into the prison population. You never know who will pop up on Devil’s Island next! And now you know the rest of the story!