Does anyone really care about “whatever happened to Joey Buttafocco, Amy Fisher AKA Long Island Lolita & Mary Jo Buttafocco, Joey’s wife whose face was maimed as a result of teenager Amy Fisher's attempted murder plot back in 1992?Sure, there were lots of good and bad jokes made by late night TV talk show hosts at their expense, the press by all means, had a field day for weeks, just on Joey & Mary Jo’s last name alone, but…pardon me; I meant to say.
Let’s take the last name apart and see why everyone seems to think it’s so funny. The first part of the last name of course, is Butt, pronounced bŭt, rhymes with slut, yet I’m straying.
The word butt has always been a funny word, mostly uncomfortable for some adults, while funny as hell for little kids and comedians. Not a lot of people would admit to using the word butt in a conversation, except in phrases like, “I’ll have the butt steak, please” or “I’m gonna kick some butt,” and then again, there's always the punk rock band, The Butthole Surfers. Yet other times and accordingly, when describing a particular sex act, you wouldn’t say, “Let’s have butt sex.”
It sounds a little weird, as strange as the act itself if you’re not used to it. It’s almost the same as using the word ass. You never say, “I’ll have the ass steak, please,” you can say however, “I’m gonna kick some ass,” yet you never say, “Let’s have ass sex.” However, in the case of the latter, you’d say properly, “Let’s have anal sex.”
The second part of Joey's & Mary Jo's last name there’s an A. The letter A is only an A and nothing more to debate over. Then there’s the word focco. What the heck is a focco, anyway? There’s nothing in the English language that defines what it is and it only rhymes with nonsense words.
Taking the word focco apart, you pronounce the first syllable as fook, which could easily be misread as fuck and if you join the words butt and fuc, together with the letter "A", you have the word buttafuc, which when you add the last syllable co, with it, when defined, means two sharing, as in co-op or co-ed. Together the word means transliterated, a pair of butt-fuckers!
So, as I asked earlier, does anyone really care about whatever happened to Joey Buttafocco, Amy Fisher AKA Long Island Lolita & Mary Jo Buttafocco, Joey’s wife whose face was maimed as a result of teenager Amy Fisher's attempted murder plot back in 1992?
They are planning on a reunion for national television, but have yet to find a television network to buy this garbage.
So, in light of that, do you really want to see a pair of butt-fuckers and a former slutty Lolita-type appearing on national television telling you all how they’ve put this experience “behind” them?
If you ask me, I think they would rather enjoy being “behind” one another once more, a public dousing of their further adventures of royal butt-fucking each other for a number of years, confessional butt-fucking and telling each other how much they enjoyed butt-fucking each other and how they need to air out their dirty laundry in public and of course, why did the little slut shoot Mary Jo in the face to begin with?
Does anybody really care?
It all seems so very convoluted to me. Imagine that, and people want to watch and relive this crap all over again?
There is something terribly wrong with these
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