Just Think; Ariel Sharon Has A Great Future Serving As A Jewish Vegetable Poster Boy While Comatose, Yet Dutifully Serving His Country Proudly!

It’s been a few weeks since Israeli doctors forced Ariel Sharon into an induced coma, following his massive stroke after his minor stroke previous and then slowly have eased him out of it. If you ask me, I believe those doctors should take Ariel Sharon out of his coma and let him pass over (no pun intended) naturally, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

When the body sends messages to the brain such an alarming overload message that reads something to the effect of, “Hey pal, this is your heart talking to you and I can’t take it the pressure of your extra poundage anymore,” than it would signify to me, one damn well better listen!

In other words, one shouldn’t mess with the natural body rhythms of a soul, even if you have all the world’s finest doctors, medicines and operational procedures at your fingertips. The bottom line is of course, that if you don’t take care of yourself properly, both health and nutritionally, then you’re bound to hatch into a great horrific foreign egg like Ariel Sharon.

Let’s face reality; Ariel Sharon was overweight and he probably didn’t care what he was eating, kosher or non-kosher. Ariel Sharon probably never made any conscious effort to work out or stay in shape, thereby ballooning up to 300 pounds, which could more or less trigger strokes, as well as a number of other afflictions, like a massive coronary.

So as the people of Israel wait with bated breath and pray for their fallen leader to recover, I’d say chances for survival are nil and void.

It might also occur to some that keeping Ariel Sharon alive this way, will make him America’s answer to the late Terry Schavio, who laid in a vegetative state for several years, while her parents and her husband battled in the courtrooms for permission to unplug her (husband) or to keep feeding her with a tube (her parents), and still others who made it their sole political agenda to defend pro or con, down to the U.S. government becoming involved several times over.

When you look at the stats regarding brain damage, which Ariel Sharon has and the doctors won't tell the public how bad it really is, thereby making him "seem alive" in more minds than possible and also by keeping up false hope; I might add, prognosis is not that good, his chances again are slim.

True there are stories of miraculous recoveries, tales of hope and glory, but again they are few and far between.

Nothing will help Ariel Sharon recover, except for an act of God and again, in all honest, I don’t expect Ariel Sharon to recover anytime soon and yes, as cruel as this sounds, I believe those doctors in Israel are wasting their time keeping him alive.

Now for all the great and terrible acts that Ariel Sharon committed while he was among the living (sic) as both an Israeli leader and political terrorist (as in armed forces general), including relinquishing the Gaza Strip back to the Palestinians, while kicking out his own people.

What kind of Jew does that to another? It’s like an incestuous brother, I asked myself aloud at the time; I still do, as a matter of fact! But of course, Ariel Sharon bowed to American pig-dog pressure to give back the land that Israel won fairly and squarely decades ago. The move was unprecedented and Jewish folks like me became embattled and heartsick over the incident.

I’m sure that President George Bush Jr. is happy that Ariel Sharon gave up the land, just as he could claim he invoked the idea and take claim or responsibility for it, so he could at least has a better shot at earning a Nobel Peace Prize out of the deal for something other than earning accolades for things like torturing prisoners and spying on his own countrymen, which I’m Ariel Sharon did to a degree, while heavily embroiled in scandals, but I’m rambling.

I believe we should let him slip into the abyss and into the annals of time and let the next guy in line to pick up where he left off.

Good-bye Mr. Sharon; I certainly won’t miss you. As you descend below, be sure and say hi to Yassar (Arafat), Ronnie (Reagan), Adolph (Hitler) and a dozen and a half other hateful political terrorists that crawled and ran this world into the ground not so long ago.